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Tracking Orders, Payments & Receipts

Find out how long shipping takes, who delivers your package, and what to expect during delivery.

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This Never Happened Return Policy & Portal

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Tips for washing your new merch to keep them in great condition.

How to Wash & Care for This Never Happened Merch

Find quick answers to common holiday shopping questions—shipping deadlines, order tracking, returns, and more. Stay informed and stress-free this season with our easy-to-follow support guides.

Holiday Orders 2025

New vinyl records can arrive with light residue or debris from pressing plants. Learn why this is normal and how to safely clean your record before first play.